hi-ihatebitches

I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread

(Source: commovente, via braydaaan)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via pizza)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via orgasm)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via relahvant)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via relahvant)

hypnoskid:

vodkacupcakes:

ugh i need to rent this movie asap

i watched this the other night :’)

(Source: accioc0nfidence)

Ernest Hemingway (via kvtes)

(Source: seabois, via s-imply-bliss)

We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright.

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via relahvant)

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