hi-ihatebitches

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via sorelatable)

the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via shaitea)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

(Source: bongfucker, via suspend)

teamrocketing:

being really excited about something your parents don’t care about

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(via pizza)

fuckinq:

someone cuddle with me

hold me tight

and kiss my forehead

(via lifewasted-on-jokes)

itsmemacleod:

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via lifewasted-on-jokes)

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